Epic story of a lifetime

[robry]

So Candace and I were going out to dinner at a place seriously less than 1/2 a mile from our house. She just got her brand new Mazda 3 S sport 3 weeks ago. Just to help preface this story a little bit for you guys.

we pull up at a stop light to turn left and its red, so we're sitting there talking all of a sudden the car jerks and I'm like 'wtf'
and I asked candace if she stalled it, jokingly then I notice the car is running and in neutral
so I get out of the car and walk back to this lady's suv
and I'm like 'are you okay? you just hit us" and she's like 'no I didn't"
and I'm like 'uh you're definitly right up against are car, its brand new, you just hit us"

she gets ultra pissed and backs up and jumps outta the car and starts SCREAMING at me that her car is worth more and I'm full of shit
I'm like 'give me your insurance information or I'm calling the police" she's like 'fuck you I don't have to give you shit
meanwhile she dimpled the brand new car's bumper
it was this BEAT ass trailblazer seriously ever body panel was fucked up
her bumper was all smashed up/cracked after hitting us and she was like OH THAT HAPPENED BEFORE THAT DIDNT HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
she starts telling me shes a nurse and that her car costs more than ours and there is no damage
so candace gets out and the lady starts flipping out on her talking about beating her up and shit
I'm like 'wtf is your problem idiotand called the police
so I tell 911 that we were in an accident and there was no injuries but this person was threatening to beat us up and we needed a cop ASAP

so we're like 1000 ft from the police station
so the cop comes like 100 miles per hour pulls up and the lady is mid sentence yelling
the cop is like 'what are you doing? please calm down and give me your information'
and shes like FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I DONT HAVE TO GIVE YOU SHIT
so then the cop is like 'you say that again I will arrest you'
and she's like 'fuck you asshole I don't give a fuck, eat my fucking shit' so he fucking drops her to the ground and cuffs her ass then stuffs her in the squad car
mid way through he calls for more police

and 4 other cop cars show up,
it looked like a shooting scene
I figured she didn't have insurance since I never saw it or a fucked up license or something
lol so they move her car and we move ours off the road
and these other 2 cops are talking to us
making sure we're not hurt and listening to the story
the one cop was like 'I think you can take her, and I believe in street justice, I outta just let her out and let you take it to her'
it was fucking insane

so we sit there for about 30 minutes and the cop gives us our information back and a report sheet and tells us to call insurance and give the report tomorrow
and we get to leave the scene and have to back up right past the crazy bitch in the cop car rofl, she was giving me the look of death too, it was ridiculous!

I thought we were on cops, it was seriously that fucked up lol.

[Zero]

AH HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats fuckin funny. best part.

the one cop was like 'I think you can take her, and I believe in street justice, I outta just let her out and let you take it to her'

hands down thats the shit.

[.saint]

haha ryan thats awesome.

where did this happen?

[kotomile]

Great story, I like how she thinks that because her car is worth more that her version of the truth is more accurate!

[robry]

haha ryan thats awesome.

where did this happen?

happened right on lambert ave and scalp ave. Infront of music haven. Shit was seriously bonkers lol.

[Jams_ek]

that's fucking hilarious

[77]

That suuuuuucks. Gotta avoid those crazies.

[boostjunkie95]

Hahaha what a nut job. Gotta love J-town.

[Sean @ NDF]

that's pretty funny. what a waste of time though