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Post by 77 » August 24, 2005

I was concerned it was quickly becoming a gay primate porn. :cry:
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Post by idreamidrive » August 24, 2005

the monkey is like "OH MY GOD" cause she didn't have much male monkies on her island. all of the male monkies were slow and not so bright
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Post by 77 » August 24, 2005

Is the girl monkey of legal age? I don't want to read kiddy-porn.... :?

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Post by idreamidrive » August 24, 2005

so she was more than extatic cause these monkies built there own homes with fabulous interiors...

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Post by idreamidrive » August 24, 2005

"oh no" she thought to herself... "the are ALL gay!!!" then she remembered the gay males from cruise ships that passed by. They all treated the ladies with the upmost respect

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Post by 77 » August 24, 2005

Fucking right they did, gay guys know how to treat a ho. Preach on brotha.

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Post by idreamidrive » August 24, 2005

so she met up with the male monkies and they feed her strawberry dacquiris and um... white zinfandel...

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Post by idreamidrive » August 24, 2005

time passed and she was having the time of her life... oh by the way there were many coconuts... big ripe ones... and then one day she got a feeling in her underoo's that would not go away... she needed ungay male monkies to make this feeling go away.

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Post by idreamidrive » August 24, 2005

she became so delirious that she started to walk around the island just searching for ungay male members... and all of a sudden she came across a...

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Post by idreamidrive » August 24, 2005

statue of the god of all monkies, that was fully upright. Oh did she have a blast with this statue. she would not leave it alone for hours until she became quite tired. plus it was really late. and when you don't come home in time for gay scrabble you will have a talking to from all the gay monkies.

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