POST WHORES UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **Sean @ NDF** » August 25, 2005

but the COOL one doesnt start....what of that?

Secret Squirrel · Post by **Secret Squirrel** » August 25, 2005

well, i lied...sorta...they both started....but one dint last long...RIP buicks....

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idreamidrive · Post by **idreamidrive** » August 25, 2005

did you kill another car again?

Secret Squirrel · Post by **Secret Squirrel** » August 25, 2005

another....pff...smae one

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Post by **Sean @ NDF** » August 25, 2005

the buick bullet

Post by 77 » August 25, 2005

Page 400 starts out with a shocking true story!

Soooo... I live on a one-way street in Milwaukee. Just a moment ago, as I finish my beer after watching Top Gear and sticking around for Orange County Choppers (It was a mostly Mikey special, fuck off, I had a beer to finish).... anyways, a moment ago, going THE WRONG FUCKING WAY on my one-way, was a tuned V8 powered car doing 60-80+ mph (no bullshit). As I'm trying to process this, I realize there's blue flashing lights and sirens, "Oh fuck, car chase on my street, not cool." But it was cool, because it was 2 black unmarked cop cars blasting by at the same rate of speed with no more than a car length between the two. GOING THE WRONG FUCKING WAY. This shit rocks my socks off, right, so here I sit, SOCKLESS, telling my tale, regailing you all with the amazing stories of my youth, which is right now, which rocks.

I think now is an appropriate time to finish the 3 year old case of beer (1 left, for only such an occasion).

Secret Squirrel · Post by **Secret Squirrel** » August 25, 2005

i could tell a better story, about me being 3 houses away when a drive by shooting happend....buuuuut...ill let tobytuned have his moment

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Post by 77 » August 25, 2005

Don't sully my page with your nonsensical ramblings.

Secret Squirrel · Post by **Secret Squirrel** » August 25, 2005

drunk fucker

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Post by 77 » August 25, 2005

Hardly you pig-fucking inbreeder.