Random Craigslist Response wrote: yo, u say u a hipster?



show details 12:25 AM (1 hour ago)


Reply


** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html


omg, a part-time scumbag! Usually I only get full-time ones. Are you okay with 3' x 5' x 3' crawl space in my room? my hipster shanty town is pretty full. if someone falls off...you can take their spot. however, there is shared drain you can piss down. as for shits, shared space with my cat, i only get super deluxe crystal litter. must scoop own shits though. as long as you don't touch me, it's all good.


and even better, we can totes be street together, sippin sllurpies at Boundless, samplin cheeze and the cheezey shoppe, tandem biking on Bedford. we can go sticker bombing or or i know, let's carry a bucket and a ****in broom and go wheatpasting all around willyb. but try not to get your brand new Wood Wood button-down too dirty. afterwards, we warm hands at the firepit in Union Pool while singing along to Asher Roth drinking Heiny's and at the same time pondering if there's some totally cool streetwear sponsored party going on...at like Studio B.


Can you try not to be so clingy? k. thx. bai.

My Friends Reply wrote: After reviewing your application im sorry to say i MAY have to decline your offer.. everything you listed sounds amazing.. but you did not supply a current photo of yourself or a ballpark figure of your bank account..

Random Craigslist wrote: haha, yeah sorry. I was mostly kidding. though I do know some of the Mishka boys, which is how I originally found you. I'm sure we'll run into each other or something eventually, williamsburg is small. so is streetwear in new york city..

and I'm Cat. I work at another streetwear brand also known as, Claw Money. I'll facebook you...