yeah? well...
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| Author: | tenchu [ February 09, 2004 ] |
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From A Dog's Diary 8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite! 9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite! 10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite! 11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite! Noon Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite! 1:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite! 4:00 p.m. Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite! 5:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite! 5:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Pretty mums! My favorite! 6:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite! 8:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite! From A Cat's Daily Diary Day 183 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizzare little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded: must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. |
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| Author: | Merilious [ February 09, 2004 ] |
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lol, I hate cats! |
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| Author: | ETID1.8t [ February 09, 2004 ] |
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cats own! dogs are fuckin annoying imo... |
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| Author: | phan [ February 09, 2004 ] |
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x 2357893276! cats OWN dogs. |
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| Author: | munster [ February 09, 2004 ] |
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I hate cats. |
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| Author: | JDMjUnKiE* [ February 09, 2004 ] |
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^^^ditto.... |
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| Author: | tenchu [ February 09, 2004 ] |
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yeah? well... |
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| Author: | phan [ February 09, 2004 ] |
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lol wth does that have to do with anything? |
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| Author: | DA 9_Chinga [ February 09, 2004 ] |
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random..but very nice? who is that? |
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| Author: | tenchu [ February 09, 2004 ] |
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haha it doesnt have anything to do with this post, and i have no idea who it is, but i want to marry her all the same! |
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