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rap from the man himself...
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Author:  KOUKIMONSTER [ May 04, 2004 ]
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Think about this and give me some feedback, Im not tryin to compete with Eminem, but these rhymes of mimes are fun....

Whats goin on, Ive havent been on too much
Im known to drive like Starsky and Hutch
I dont eat breakfast, and I pack my own lunch
When I hear my stomach growl i start to munch
Listen hear to my brand new scheme
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Im in the market for some big slickies
I mostly wear Hanes shirts and of course Dickies
I wear them to work and when i play
I hope yall hear what I have to say
Dont tango with the Monster, cuz you cant dance
I move so fast, I got holes in my pants
it helps out when I have to go...
But you dont notice cuz youre too slow!
You didnt get your birthmark till you were 4 years old
And youre just a mommas boy who does what he's told.

-out
a.k.a. THE Cat in the Hat
Author:  Sweet Devil [ May 04, 2004 ]
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*nothing like using the good ol beastie boys to help ya out..
Author:  BRYCE [ May 04, 2004 ]
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HA you did make a thread. Awesomo you good
Author:  kotomile [ May 05, 2004 ]
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This is even better cause I know what you look like, and I'm picturing you "spitting hot fire" in my head and it's a riot!!!!!!! :lmao:
Author:  BRYCE [ May 05, 2004 ]
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Hot fire??
Author:  KOUKIMONSTER [ May 05, 2004 ]
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I think that was awesome, i have to admit
You have to say Im the best at this sh!t.
I have a talent for rappen, you say you do
But I got you covered like your face is blue
Get off the Monster, hes a white Muhammad Ali
I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
Be careful what you say, Be careful what you eat
Cuz people are a monsters favorite kind of meat

I spit hot fire...haha
Author:  .saint [ May 05, 2004 ]
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worddd
Author:  Sweet Devil [ May 05, 2004 ]
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blaster834 wrote:Hot fire??
HA HA.. no... i think it was cold fire..
Author:  BRYCE [ May 05, 2004 ]
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I got that fire!
Author:  Sweet Devil [ May 06, 2004 ]
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oooookay...
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