norton systemworks now includes a program called, "divorce 1.0 beta." mind you, it is a beta version and there is a chance of bugs, i.e. wife 1.0 latching onto certain processes for good - house.exe, children.sys, and car.ini to name a few.
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| Author: | civicex2g [ May 14, 2004 ] |
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Wife 1.0... Re: Wife 1.0 Just Released Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Can you please help me!!!??? A TROUBLED USER ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support Dear TROUBLED USER, This is a very common problem, and is mostly due to a basic misconception. Many fellows upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking it is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings - Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation. I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case, avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2k. Do not, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of Luck, Tech Support |
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| Author: | phan [ May 14, 2004 ] |
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norton systemworks now includes a program called, "divorce 1.0 beta." mind you, it is a beta version and there is a chance of bugs, i.e. wife 1.0 latching onto certain processes for good - house.exe, children.sys, and car.ini to name a few. |
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| Author: | kotomile [ May 14, 2004 ] |
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That was the funniest shit today! |
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| Author: | tenchu [ May 15, 2004 ] |
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ROFLMFAO! |
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| Author: | BRYCE [ May 15, 2004 ] |
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Ha thats funny stuff |
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| Author: | lilqirlracer [ May 15, 2004 ] |
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haha I don't know what's funnier this post of this thread. :ROFL: |
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| Author: | tenchu [ May 15, 2004 ] |
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idk hun, i think robby was funnier  |
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| Author: | BRYCE [ May 15, 2004 ] |
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ha, i am never installing wife 1.0 on my shizzal |
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| Author: | tenchu [ May 15, 2004 ] |
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UPDATE!! Wife 1.0 is now spreading through alchohol...Avoid over consumtion when around women |
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| Author: | munster [ June 06, 2004 ] |
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I'm currently running Girlfriend 8.0 beta and I'm maxing out the software. Every once in a while I get a critical error and it shuts down. This usually happens when I do something that I want to do and the program just doesn't like it. I can't get back into the program for at least a day. I also get requests for further updates to the program involving the purchasing of the ring.exe update. I already bought House v.1.0 and it's still not running smoothly. |
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