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Author:  munster [ January 19, 2005 ]
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You were a bum and hadn't eaten in a long time, and were starving. Would you eat a big juicy turd plucked from the sewer?
Author:  kotomile [ January 19, 2005 ]
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no. I'd find a dumpster somewhere.
Author:  jay-six [ January 19, 2005 ]
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id beg for like 2 bucks and get a sundowner from coney island
Author:  jdm delivery [ January 19, 2005 ]
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mycivicisonair wrote:id beg for like 2 bucks and get a sundowner from coney island


hell yeah! with everything on it! then i would go shit it all out somewhere like the steps at the post office or like that big building down town with the bigass pillars or something. then i would wait around until someone stepped in it then make outrageous claims like i invented the question mark and shit like that.
Author:  .saint [ January 19, 2005 ]
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i would find the bum fights guy and eat my poop for money.
Author:  jdm delivery [ January 19, 2005 ]
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terror wrote:i would find the bum fights guy and eat my poop for money.


you would.
Author:  BRYCE [ January 20, 2005 ]
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mabye...
Author:  munster [ January 20, 2005 ]
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terror wrote:i would find the bum fights guy and eat my poop for money.
Then I'd buy a steak and some potatoes.
Author:  .saint [ January 20, 2005 ]
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munster wrote:
terror wrote:i would find the bum fights guy and eat my poop for money.
Then I'd buy a steak and some potatoes.
FUCKKK NO! i would buy more crack and 40s!
Author:  munster [ January 20, 2005 ]
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terror wrote:
munster wrote:
terror wrote:i would find the bum fights guy and eat my poop for money.
Then I'd buy a steak and some potatoes.
FUCKKK NO! i would buy more crack and 40s!
Worrrrrd. Maybe a used syringe full of heroin and a slut! Good thinking.
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