I'm excited to announce that thejdm is now updated to the latest phpbb 3.2 software. You may notice the site is now mobile friendly but with the upgrade comes some hiccups. theGarage, theGallery, theArcade are no longer supported. In due time the developers should be working to release the modifications to work on the new software. #LetsMakeForumsGreatAgain

figured you guys would getta kick outta this.

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figured you guys would getta kick outta this.

Post by EK29K » January 28, 2008

how to make love....
INGREDIENTS:
4 laughing eyes
4 well-shaped legs
4 loving arms
2 firm milk containers
2 nuts
1 fur-lined mixing bowl
1 firm banana
DIRECTIONS:
1. look into laughing eyes
2. spread well-shaped legs with loving arms
3. squeeze n massage milk containers very gently
4. gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. for best results continue to knead milk containers.
5. as heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak.(preferably not overnite)
6. the cake is done when the banana is soft. if banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
NOTES:
1. if you are in a unfamiliar kitchen, wash untesils carefully before and after use.
2. do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. if cake rises, leave town.
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Post by munster » January 28, 2008

hahaha. The notes rule.
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Post by 77 » January 28, 2008

Haha, how awful.
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Post by .rob » January 28, 2008

hahahah.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cooties.

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Post by .saint » January 29, 2008

lols
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Post by boostjunkie95 » January 29, 2008

hahahahaha
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Post by JDMJedi » January 29, 2008

Dude that is funny!!!
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