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figured you guys would getta kick outta this.
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Author:  EK29K [ January 28, 2008 ]
Post subject:  figured you guys would getta kick outta this.

how to make love....
INGREDIENTS:
4 laughing eyes
4 well-shaped legs
4 loving arms
2 firm milk containers
2 nuts
1 fur-lined mixing bowl
1 firm banana
DIRECTIONS:
1. look into laughing eyes
2. spread well-shaped legs with loving arms
3. squeeze n massage milk containers very gently
4. gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. for best results continue to knead milk containers.
5. as heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak.(preferably not overnite)
6. the cake is done when the banana is soft. if banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
NOTES:
1. if you are in a unfamiliar kitchen, wash untesils carefully before and after use.
2. do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. if cake rises, leave town.
Author:  munster [ January 28, 2008 ]
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hahaha. The notes rule.
Author:  77 [ January 28, 2008 ]
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Haha, how awful.
Author:  .rob [ January 28, 2008 ]
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hahahah.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cooties.
Author:  .saint [ January 29, 2008 ]
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lols
Author:  boostjunkie95 [ January 29, 2008 ]
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hahahahaha
Author:  JDMJedi [ January 29, 2008 ]
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Dude that is funny!!!
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