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| Author: | .saint [ January 29, 2008 ] |
| Post subject: | UrbanDictionary.com best words EVER! |
everyone goto http://www.Urbandictionary.com and try finding the best words/phrases ever and paste them here. dirty gas pump starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible. "I know she wants a dirty gas pump when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaraunt." Angry Dragon While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one. "I pulled an Angry Dragon on that slut I hooked up with last night." "I dare you to do the Angry Dragon on that chick if you end up going back to her place tonight." |
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| Author: | 77 [ January 29, 2008 ] |
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blumpkin The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump. Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins. |
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| Author: | .saint [ January 29, 2008 ] |
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abe lincoln First, you shave your girl's cooter(save the pube cache). Go to town on that nicely shaven mound and when you're about to blow, pull out and splatter it on her chin, then sprinkle her shaved pubes onto her face, like you're tar and feathering her. I gave Anne the old Abe Lincoln last night. I broke my leg jumping off the balcony making my escape. cincinatti bowtie Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty fucking" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest. "Gee miss, I sure would like to give you a Cincinatti Bowtie." |
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| Author: | 77 [ January 29, 2008 ] |
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Babcock Surprise When fingering a girl for an hour when she says, "You know that's my asshole, right?" Dude I babcock surprised the shit out of her... |
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| Author: | 77 [ January 29, 2008 ] |
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wolf bite The perils of improper wiping. The result feels like a wolf took a bite out of your ass and left a few teeth behind. There was no tp in the can and now Ive got the worst case of wolf bite. |
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| Author: | 77 [ January 29, 2008 ] |
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finnah Fixing or planning on doing something. I finnah cap dis nigga |
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| Author: | 77 [ January 29, 2008 ] |
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Finkle is Einhorn When a chick turns out to be a dude. "I took this chick home and we started getting it on, then she went finkle is einhorn on me and I had to knock the guy out" |
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| Author: | Colin [ January 29, 2008 ] |
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bluewalls The female equivalent of blue balls. Andre gave Christina bluewalls...and then he drove to Taco Bell to eat a grande meal. |
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| Author: | JDMJedi [ January 30, 2008 ] |
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I LOVE THESE!! |
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| Author: | .rob [ January 30, 2008 ] |
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hahahah. |
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