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Author:  h0merow [ May 21, 2005 ]
Post subject:  Why police Need to eat a dick
i left my house. at 1:15 am. saturday morning . to run to the store to get a can of chew and some iced tea. Mind you im wearing PJ's and a hoodie.
I get in my bright red car. and start it up. Drive up the hill by my house and turn out on the main road. I drive about 2 miles and I a local cop sitting with his parking lights on. remember now the speed limit on this road is 35 , My speed 30 because it was so foggy I couldn't see.
as soon as I pass him he pulls out behind me. We drive about 400 yards. i see the rollers turn on. I'm thinking what the fuck could i have done. so he Turns on his 4,000,000 candle power spot light. and blinds the living fuck out of my in my rear view. Not the point. So he walks up to my car. License and insurance, im sure you all know the routine. I give him my stuff. He goes This quote time

Cop - You know what the speed limit is on this road ?
Me - Yeah 35.
Cop - I just followed you up park hill drive and you were doing more than 35.

First point of cop retardation is that would have been like a 10 minute out of my way circle from my house to get where im at now. And if he was following me. how the hell did he get in front of me, when i passed him?

Cop - I'm going to give you a warning.
Me - For what I just left my house , Look im in my PJ's
Me - Look at my engine temp / It was still below C
Cop - Well I guess i will give you the benifit of the doubt., By the way get your license Replaced its cracked.

So I leave. Go to the store, Come back and see a fuckin 93 gt Berretta BRIGHT FUCKIN RED Tearing ass all ove the fuckin neighboorhood i live in.
I wanted to get out and beat the fuck out of the ass hole for principle alone.
Now that cop has a fuckin huge hard on to pull me over , cus because i made him look like a fuckin retard that can't tell the difference between a fully kited up 98 Cavalier WITH BLACK WHEELS , and a bone stock 93 berretta.
Author:  BRYCE [ May 21, 2005 ]
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lol that sucks, yea some cops dont pay attention for shit.
Author:  munster [ May 21, 2005 ]
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Sucks.

I think he just wanted to have sex with you, Chris.
Author:  Sean @ NDF [ May 21, 2005 ]
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i'd go with the sex thing...what an ass
Author:  h0merow [ May 21, 2005 ]
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he was a tubby little bastard , he prob was hung like a moose
Author:  IHATEMOKIDS87 [ May 22, 2005 ]
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eww bro wtf r u thinkin about lol
Author:  Parker [ May 22, 2005 ]
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Cops can be assholes sometimes! :x
Author:  hondalowlow [ May 22, 2005 ]
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chris .. cops suck and yes out there they are not too educated
Author:  .saint [ May 22, 2005 ]
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munster wrote:I think he just wanted to have sex with you, Chris.
*gayest voice ever* who wouldnt wanna have sex with chris?
Author:  JDMcd8 [ May 23, 2005 ]
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munster wrote:Sucks.

I think he just wanted to have sex with you, Chris.

:eek: lmao
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