u might be ricer if u own an automatic tranny and shift into gears to try to sound like a stick!!!!!!!! or u might just be an asshole!!
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| Author: | JDMJedi [ August 05, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | You might be a ricer if... |
Well me and a buddy of mine where talking last night about ricers and we came up with a few neat little "redneck" jokes we converted into Ricer jokes. Here are a few and add some if you can think of any. You Might Be a Ricer If... 1) Your stobe lights are out of synch. 2) You have a APC wing, Muffler Tip, Gen1 Altezza lights on your car and you still have hubcaps!!! 3) If you have more non-performance sticker than performence. (ie Immortal customs, nopi, HIN, Super Street. Then you have 2 performance stickers. Also Nopi stickers add +50hp!!!!!) 4) Pep Boys is your favorite place to shop. 5) You think a Scion TC can be JDM. Well I guess that is all for now. Addem is you gottem. PS Rickky Bobby says if you don't chew Big Red then F#$K you!!! |
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| Author: | kotomile [ August 05, 2006 ] |
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You might be a ricer if.. ..the diameter of your exhaust tip is greater than the diameter of your throttle body. ..you spent more on vinyl for your car than you have on speed. that's all I can think of right now. |
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| Author: | idreamidrive [ August 05, 2006 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You might be a ricer if... |
you might as well add Mitsubishi Eclipse on there too. |
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| Author: | Zero [ August 05, 2006 ] |
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if you have a muffler tip thats just screwed on to the original...you might be a ricer if put more time into trying to race the car with anything instead of trying to improve proformance...you might be a ricer if your local tuner shop is a wal-mart... you might be a ricer if you pull up to a car race it and lose but still brag on how fast you are...you might be a ricer if you can light up the street more then the cops...you might be a ricer thats all i can think of.... |
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| Author: | munster [ August 06, 2006 ] |
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If asked what's done to the car and the first thing you say is underglow...you might be a ricer. If your wing is higher than the roofline on your fwd car...you might be a ricer. If you drive around more than two weeks with unpainted bumpers...you might be a ricer. If you think anything other than a turbo sounds like a turbo on your car...you might be a ricer. If you have your harnesses bolted to the rear seat belt bolts and use them thinking you're safe...you might be a ricer. If you think your slip on canister on stock piping sounds good...you might be a ricer. If anything in your interior is painted with a paint marker...you might be a ricer. |
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| Author: | 01teggy [ August 06, 2006 ] |
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you might be a ricer if you own a grand am, you have 19 inch chrome rims on it, you have euro tailights and a badge on the back that says v-tec racing!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | SingleCamEJ8 [ August 06, 2006 ] |
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18" chrome rims in the back.....and steelies in the front. |
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| Author: | tenchu [ August 06, 2006 ] |
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you might be a ricer if your civic hatch has one color painted and the rest another color you might be a ricer if your civic 4dr is spray painted flat black, just on the front clip haha, had to make fun of myself |
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| Author: | 77 [ August 06, 2006 ] |
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Sparkle carbon headlight covers. Knock-off aero. |
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| Author: | 01teggy [ August 06, 2006 ] |
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u might be ricer if u own an automatic tranny and shift into gears to try to sound like a stick!!!!!!!! or u might just be an asshole!! |
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