types of forum users

YouTube · Post by **.saint** » July 01, 2003

Normal user: Posts when appropriate, answers questions to the best of their ability. Rarely posts stupid stuff. Well liked by most people. Overall a good member to any message board. The majority of users fall into this category.

"That's what I heard" user: This person responds to people's questions with shit they just hear from other user's posts. They have no experience with the topic at hand. They appear to be smart, because they say things that cannot be disproven, so nobody challenges their false comments. They are complete dumbasses. A lot of misinformation is spread this way.
Example post: Yeah a B16 header will fit on the B18C1 just fine and bolt up perfectly, but I drive an Accord and that's what my friend told me.

Postwhore: This user is very common. The lack of a social life outside of the internet and a small penis is compensated for by a large post count. They think that if they have 10,000 posts after being registered for 2 weeks, they are the coolest person in the world. Replies to post are never on topic, and the posts don't actually contain any actual content. More emoticons are used than actual words in their posts.
Example post: haha cool

Fucktard: The most annoying user. They are usually 13 years old. They post shit that is completely off topic. They start arguments like "Import vs. Domestic" and "Anal vs. Oral" Spelling and grammar is non existant. They piss people off as soon as they show up to the point until they get banned.
Example post: what would you rather have sex with? A baboon or an an ape? Discuss

Stupid Bitch: The girl who joined the forum because she happened to see a link in one of her chain letters from her AOL account or her boyfriend mentioned something while she was getting giving him head. She is the stupidest person ever. Her posts contain nothing useful, but usually references how cute her boyfriend is and how big his cock is. The only reason nobody gets mad at her is because they think hot girl on girl action pics of her could be posted someday.
Example post: Hey all! I just joined because my boyfriend who is so totally hot and the biggest sweetie in the world has a Civic It's so cute, he has the neon lights underneath it, and it's fast. He always vroom vrooms it when we go driving, I love it! Ne wayz, TTLY Love Ya! XXOOXO ~ Jessica ~

Attention whore: Similar to stupid bitch, but the attention whore thinks she's the hottest girl in the world, and makes sure everybody knows it by posting dozens of pictures of her in slutty clothing posing next to her car. All responses to posts somehow revolve back to her and how much of a cockwhore she is. These girls are very popular with the postwhores and fucktards because they love jerking their wangs to the type of girls they wish they could meet in person but can't because they have too much acne and dandruff.
Example post: Guys always wave and smile at me when I drive in my new 2001 Civic. They always tell me I'm hot, and I tell them I know I am. They think have a shot when I give them my number, but I'll just go out with them and get them to by me some 18" rims for my car which are soooo cute! Love ya ttly ~~

Newbie Computer User: They suck at the internet. Common sense illudes them.
Example post: HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF MY CAR [IMG[ C:\My Documents\car.bmp [/IMB[

i found this funny as hell. yet all true.

domoMKIV · Post by **domoMKIV** » July 01, 2003

i am a newbie computer user.

LilLowEK · Post by **LilLowEK** » July 01, 2003

Some of that is true. What am I though?

domoMKIV · Post by **domoMKIV** » July 01, 2003

fucktard!

jk

LilLowEK · Post by **LilLowEK** » July 01, 2003

Shit, watch yourself.

LOL

spun vtec · Post by **spun vtec** » July 01, 2003

haH4

!!!

randy · Post by **randy** » July 02, 2003

"haha cool"

CivicRacingGirl7 · Post by **CivicRacingGirl7** » July 03, 2003

LOL, where'd you find that?

It's true for the most part... a couple more could probably be added in though...

Nguyen · Post by **Nguyen** » July 03, 2003

hahah thats pretty funny.