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EP: Broken in
EP: Broken in
Right in front of my eyes as I was walking back to my car after getting off work. I got off late tonight -12:30AM - and saw a dark figure by my window so I swiftly get closer like a ninja and as soon as he saw me, he took off into the bushes on the other side of the parking lot. I run after him and see 2 men sitting on the bench by the bushes covered by darkness. No light at all.
I whip'd my "barely legal" assisted-switch pocket knife out of the back pocket and ask them, "What the fuck are you guys doing?!"
"We're just smoking weed, man. The dude went down that way." They quickly took off once they told me.
One dude was Indian, the other was a skinny white dude with nasty facial hair. I call some friends up and they come down to the scene and ask me what the dude looked like...and my description matched their description of the shithead that's been breaking into people's shit this past month.
It was them.
We'll see them again in the city and they're not gonna like what we're gonna do to them.
Broken: passenger side window
Stolen: all of my boxing equipment. Clothes. Shoes.
I whip'd my "barely legal" assisted-switch pocket knife out of the back pocket and ask them, "What the fuck are you guys doing?!"
"We're just smoking weed, man. The dude went down that way." They quickly took off once they told me.
One dude was Indian, the other was a skinny white dude with nasty facial hair. I call some friends up and they come down to the scene and ask me what the dude looked like...and my description matched their description of the shithead that's been breaking into people's shit this past month.
It was them.
We'll see them again in the city and they're not gonna like what we're gonna do to them.
Broken: passenger side window
Stolen: all of my boxing equipment. Clothes. Shoes.
I wouldn't quit on the car. If it's what you enjoy...stick with it.
There's always going to be jealous assholes. Whether it's a car, house, or anything else.
The other thing you could do is let Boob and I build you one of our patented shrapnel bomb shift knobs. Not only deters theives but also fills them with rusty #10 nails when they break the window.
There's always going to be jealous assholes. Whether it's a car, house, or anything else.
The other thing you could do is let Boob and I build you one of our patented shrapnel bomb shift knobs. Not only deters theives but also fills them with rusty #10 nails when they break the window.
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Dude don't give up on your car. That is the worst thing you could do. screw haters and crackheadss man. Do what you love, maybe buy a $800 beater civic, like an old 89 civic hatch. fix it up so it runs, and park that bitch at the mall and stuff, drive your good car to the beach and stuff
2003 Honda Civic SI - Time to get to work.


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