Something is living in my car

30stones · Post by **30stones** » November 24, 2006

So it was a nice day out today i went out back and took my car cover off and got in my car to get some cd's out. I open the glove box and there is a nest of somesort looks like a bunch of feathers/insulation/dirt/shit/piss. What the hell do i do? Im too much of a pussy to open it back up and grab all the shit outta the glove box it will probly be in there chillin and come out at me like a bat outta hell. FUUUUUUCK. Any suggestions on what to do????

mcmBuilt · Post by **mcmBuilt** » November 24, 2006

hahahahahahaha..........Just hope they didn't chew any wires! That would F&#%ING suck!

Get some gloves and be a man......YOUR CAR NEEDS YOU!!!

hondalowlow · Post by **hondalowlow** » November 24, 2006

shitty.

munster · Post by **munster** » November 24, 2006

You're going to need the following:

1. can of PB Blaster or any other flammable aerosol.
2. a lighter
3. a pistol. Something larger than a .38...could be something larger than a dog.
4. an old priest
5. a young priest
6. a baseball bat. Louisville Slugger is the brand of choice.
7. a set of balls.
8. some gas to burn the carcass once you kill it. then you can dance around it in victory.
9. a beer
10. a cigar.

YouTube · Post by **.saint** » November 24, 2006

leave it go and check on it next spring to see if its still living

boostjunkie95 · Post by **boostjunkie95** » November 24, 2006

Whatever it is is probably thirsty from building that nest, be a nice guy and leave some anti-freeze for it to drink.

SoloTwo · Post by **SoloTwo** » November 24, 2006

Open it up and throw a shop vac in there and hope for the best.

Secret Squirrel · Post by **Secret Squirrel** » November 24, 2006

pay for me to come there and ill fuck that living creature up

SS

ef8 mcm · Post by **ef8 mcm** » November 24, 2006

just get it out. its most likely a tiny winnie mouse.

SingleCamEJ8 · Post by **SingleCamEJ8** » November 24, 2006

what ever it is has good taste in living conditions...that rodent must be hella JDM....