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Ford mecahincs suck

Post by jdm delivery » December 18, 2003

yo the other day i changed the oil in the civic and i brought fucking ban along for no aparant reason. so anyways i gess he thinks because he is some bigshot ford mechanic he had to "supervise" over me changing my oil. so anyways i pull the plug out and this little rubber washed falls out. the thing is halfway torn apart so i say to fat fuck "damn looks like i need a new washer" so fatass says "naa its iight just put the plug back in" so i figure "ok bans a fucking mechanic he might know what hes talking about. so today i go down to the garage to go do something and start up the civic and low and behold it starts rumbliung like a funny car so i'm like "wtf" so i pop the hood check the oil and its about half a quart low so i'm like "ahhh shit waht the fuck happened" anyways i look under the car there is about half a quart of oil on the floor. and i think to myself "you know Honda put that washer there for a reason" i dunno maybe fords dont need some of the parts that come from the factory? but my piece of advide to all of you is never let a redheaded fatass who works as a "Ford mecahinc" work on your import. damn i'm so fucking pist fat fuckerassholeshit
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Post by .saint » December 18, 2003

:up: for a good song your jammin out 2.

and as far as im concerened with ban.. i wont comment, it will get ugly.
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Post by munster » December 18, 2003

haha. TJ...I have some of those washers in my toolbox, boner.
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Post by phan » December 19, 2003

i hope you were exagerrating a bit when you said "rumbling like a funny car." i don't think your car would sound like i had a wild cam if you were half a quart low... :greet:
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Post by jdm delivery » December 19, 2003

i dont know it just had sort of a glug glug sound? anyways thanks munster but i just went out and snagged one.
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Post by tenchu » December 19, 2003

i hate domestic cars, but my tempo is fucking reliable as hell, and takes one hell of a beating
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Post by kotomile » December 19, 2003

[flamesuit] leave it to a domestic mechanic to cut a few corners... :ohmy: [/flamesuit]
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