Fun things to do with a hot swedish blonde.

robry · Post by **robry** » October 06, 2003

Alright so you got a chance to go to sweden right? Well you're in a club dancnig your nuts off, getting crunked and some hot blonde takes you home with her. If you really wanna have a good time (and since they are 1203093103 less people with STDS over there) she'll probably let you do her rawrdawg. If you get this far, the fun has just begun. So you're doin her doggie and its not as fun as you expected. Well, just lean over and wisper in her ear "I have AIDS". Now grab a titty and hang out, the ride might be wicked :> hahahaha woot

NARANJITA · Post by **NARANJITA** » October 06, 2003

That sounds just like this joke I heard:

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy,
"What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours and you mount her from behind? Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear,
"Boy, these feel just like your sister's."
Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds

robry · Post by **robry** » October 06, 2003

heh its a variation :> only problem is, if she goes 'yeah I do too!'
hahaha pwnd.

YouTube · Post by **.saint** » October 06, 2003

haha. :lmao: